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A Completely Normal Review of Cookie Run: Kingdom
MAN, this game is really, really good.
Ocean Chee
Feb 22, 20223 min read

Classifying Basically Every Food
If you’ve thought about food as much as I have, it’s probable you’ve also thought about the way we classify foods.
Ocean Chee
Feb 22, 20224 min read

Making Assumptions About You Based on Your Favourite Fallout 4 Companion
Have you ever wondered which Fallout 4 companion you are? Me neither. Welcome to Buzzfeed!
Elly Chu
Dec 7, 20216 min read

The Importance of Shaking Your OJ
Have you ever had orange juice? I know you have. I also know you probably hate the pulp. Here’s a gripping story based off of my experience.
Ocean Chee
Dec 7, 20213 min read


Trees: A Foe To The Modern Woman’s Pregnancy
“A Critique on Human Activity”. Ocean gives his satirical commentary on how Mother Nature deemed a hazard for modern gender reveal parties.
Ocean Chee
Jun 16, 20214 min read


M.A.T.H. – A Poem
Math is the epitome of hardships for many. This is certainly the case for Marcus Torres, as he spits bars about the struggles of students.
Marcus Torres
Apr 22, 20211 min read

Shrek III vs. iPhone XII
Haven’t you ever wondered whether you should buy an iPhone 12 or 108 copies of Shrek the Third? Neither have I.
Ocean Chee
Apr 22, 20213 min read


Getting to Know _____ Better
Once again, the Sapphire’s resident interviewer grants a chance to take a rare peek at the inner psyche of a member of the student body.
Ocean Chee
Dec 13, 20204 min read
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